"Save the cheerleader, save the world." Heroes Season 1

Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.
Dr. House, House

Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North." and these are the principals I carry with me in the workplace. Michael Scott, The Office

That's what she said. -Michael Scott, The Office

A lot of people here don't get trophies very often, like Merideth or Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin a trophy? Dunkin' Donuts? -Michael Scott, The Office

I guess the atmosphere I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. -Michael Scott, The Office

Assistant to the Regional Manager. -Michael Scott, The Office